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Resolution for 2011

Ecc 9:10

10 Whatever your hand finds to do (1), do it with your might (2), for there is no work or thought or knowledge or wisdom in Sheol, to which you are going. (3)

Do pray for me to have EXCELLENCE in this year, with this verse in Ecclesiastics as a reminder for myself:

(1) EXCELLENCE, in whatever my hands find to do. Pray that I will not give less effort to things seemingly unimportant, but that I will be consistent in all areas of my life because it is done for the Lord.

(2) EXCELLENCE, seen in all the might I put in. Pray that I will go beyond my comfort level to fulfill the responsibilities I have.

(3) EXCELLENCE, bearing in mind that opportunities may never come again. Pray that I will be opportunistic, not assuming or thinking that there will always be another chance next time, but to do all things like it may be the last time I get to do it.

Lame Jokes you can tell to break ice...

冷笑话 number fourteen!
甲：你知道上帝创造人类，是先造男或造女？
乙：当然是先造男的！
甲：怎么知道的呢？
乙：男的不是称呼为『先生』吗？

冷笑话 number thirteen!
Q: Why did the Blondie walk out in the cloudy skies with an open handbag?
A: Because she was hoping for a CHANGE in the weather!

冷笑话 number twelve!
Q: How come the man who fell from the 13th storey was not injured?
A: Because he was dead by then. :)

冷笑话 number eleven!
Q: FARM A 卖菜, FARM B 卖鱼, FARM C 卖什么?
A: Medicine. Because Farmer C (Pharmacy)

冷笑话 number ten!
Q: How can i drop an egg 4 feet without breaking it?
A: Drop the egg 5 feet. The first 4 feet it won't break...

冷笑话 number nine!
Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come?
A: He was bald!

冷笑话 number eight!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea. (no eye deer)
Q:What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
A: Still no idea

冷笑话 number seven!
Q: Where did the one-armed man go to upon entering the shopping mall?
A: He went to the SECONDHAND shop!!

冷笑话 number six!
Q: One day, a matchstick feels his head super itchy so he scratch it furiously and then suddenly *POOF* , his head burst into flames! He was then admitted to the hospital. So now, guess what he became when he was discharged the next day?
A: Cotton bud lor! Cos his whole head bandaged mah...

冷笑话 number five!
Q: Why are fishes cunning?
A: Because 鱼"骗"米粉 (Sliced Fish Bee Hoon)

冷笑话 number four!
Q: What do you call a prawn with no legs?
A: LAME "XIA"~!

冷笑话 number three!
Q: Pooh 的妈妈是谁?
A: Pooh-Ma! (Puma)

冷笑话 number two!
Q2a: Why is Superman 的 shirt so tight??
=> cos he's wearing S size

Q2b: Why is Batman shirt so tight too??
=>cos he asked Superman to buy one for him

Q2c: Why is Spiderman's shirt so tight too ?
=> cos buy 2 get 1 free and Superman gave 1 extra 1 to Spiderman

冷笑话 number one!
Q: 有一天, 小明 and 小花 went to eat at the restaurant. After they finish, 小明 and 小花 left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind. Why?
A: Cos their friend "有一天" pay already...

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